1) Grapefruit literally tastes like vomit. Seriously people. How can anyone eat that? No... Seriously. I need to know.
2) There IS a diet out there that doesn't treat carbs like they are the spawn of Satan. Yay! I want that one!
3) However pretty much everyone agrees that sugar and refined carbs are, in fact, the devil. Yep. That's right. Satan is a cupcake.
4) If you randomly start eating 90% plant based foods when you previously were eating nothing but sugar your body will be uncooperative. It has become coddled and lazy so it protests when you *gasp* eat things it actually has to work to break down into energy. There will be smelly farts and your husband will probably gag. Just handle it like I do, blame the dog, and finish the rest of your roasted cauliflower.
5) You can convince your husband to spend $70 on the new Zelda game by assuring him you will be getting 'lots' of exercise while swinging that wiimote around like it's a sword. This works because in his mind 'lots' of exercise equals cuter naked wife. Also possibly because you were smart enough to marry a nerd who loves Zelda too.
So as you can see, it's been a good week. Well except for the grapefruit.
That was just gross.
Seriously!? I love grapefruit lol
ReplyDelete@FatGirl- (Feels really horrible typing that btw) HOW?!! How can you like it?! You must be tasting something differently than I am. Cuz there is just No. Way.
ReplyDeletehaha my husband LOVES Zelda. But he's so hooked on Skyrim he hasn't mentioned it coming out. hehe
ReplyDeleteHmm...I don't LOVE grapefruit, but I don't hate it that much either. Pretty sour though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, fiber and veggies are AWESOME except for the gas...hahaha. Some are less gas-producing than others, broccoli, cauliflower, and brussels are expecially bad for that. (But so delicious!)